Letters penned on the 8:30am express

Dear Man laughing and wearing a leapard jumpsuit,

Where were you last night?  And can I come next time?

Looking forward to it,

C

 

Dear overall man eating spaghetti and snorting phlegm at me,

I can see you are marching to the beat of a different drummer, but your drummer sucks and I have a headache.

Thanks in advance,

C

 

Dear Orca Pass,

I’d tap that.

Make it rain,

C

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